1. Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson?
Nah... michael is becoming the next Justin, get it right 
2.What would you do if your neighbor locked himself out of the house without any pants on? Would you laugh?
i would probabally try to help.... but my guess is my eyes would burn up first...
3.Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched?
SHHHHHHHHHH ........ they will hear you!.......
4.What would you do if you were the last person on this earth?
i wouldn't be the last person on the earth..... the other guy would have killed me first
5.If you were gay who would want to have a passionate affair with? Can be anybody but the person you are already with....
idk.... if i were gay, then i would think about it...
6.If you were stuck on a deserted island which one book, movie and person would you want to take along? ONE OF EACH!
Book: A Large dictionary.... more paper to burn 
Movie: any on dvd... gotta have some fun, and dvds make good frisbees. no power or a player or tv would make the movie pointless to attempt to watch 
Person: one with a pussy and boobs... big boobs...
7.If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
jessica rabbit... i mean, omg, she is sexy!
8.Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
dumb and dumber.... cuz i got two older brothers...
9.If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
no, they make birds itch
10.Name a song that makes you think of your significant other?
99 bottles of beer on the wall
11.South Park or Family Guy? Why?
Family Guy.... cuz my brain hurts trying to figure out who killed kenny
12. When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? Why?
Now... cuz your asking me to remember something... 
13.When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Because revenge is a dish best served cold 
14. Have you ever watched a movie in a different language with English subtitles? If so..which language and what was the name of the movie?
yes.... korean... idk what it was called.... title was in korean too...
15.Where is the person who has your heart at the moment?
if i could find my heart, i'd let you know
16.If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?
Raven..... umm, duh? *points to name*
17. If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?
chain saw
18.What do you think Victoria’s secret is?
she has a penis
19. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
the same person who invented beastiality tis true...
20.Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
42! the answer is 42!!! err.... wait, what?
Gold trophy winner
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