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Do What?

Missing image
Oh hell,
that’s the biggest damn
shlong I’ve ever seen

You want me to do what?

I will have a hole
in the back of my head

That thing is lethal;
shooting a load can put an eye out

Damn, my hands can barely wrap
around your one-eyed monster

Perhaps you have some
power tools to help me get you off

What, you want to fill my juicy cave?
Do I look like a sperm bank?

You best be thinking about how
to “choke your chicken” yourself?

Let me get the hell out of here
before I can’t walk again

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  • Andi.
    October 25

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    never will i watch that movie the same way again
    you've ruined it
    well done and gratz on the silver
    ♥


  • Riftkin gold member
    October 16

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    Now that was a hot way to fill out the blanks for this contest. The blanks on what was said. Thank you for entering this contest. Best of luck to you.

    Riftkin


  • Treasure 5 gold member
    October 14

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    LOL huh huh huh this is so excellent in a different point of veiw. I userd to feel this way and got scard of that I felt like running but frozen in place thank you for sharing and good luck in the contest


  • JeannieD Hunter gold member
    October 10

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    LOL Men sure do have BIG dreams don't they
    This is very funny, for a lot of reasons!!
    Keep that imagination stoked
    Good luck in the contest.

    Jeannie


  • penman gold member
    October 10

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    Excellent

    Oh my what a crack up. Sooo funny and so perfect for the picture. Best of luck in the contest


  • Manda Kathryn Greeters member
    October 10

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    I shall never watch that movie again without laughing at this
    Cheeky!


  • Heavenly Angel silver member
    October 10

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    ROFLMAO

    David,
    You had me laughing so hard, I almost choked on my supper! Yeah, I know you were thinking I was choking on something else ( but honestly, I'm a good angel

    This is a riot!!! I love it!
    (Bet the guy in the picture "loves", too! )
    All the best!!!

    Sandy


    • Poetic-Theorem silver member
      October 10
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      Yeppers
      We all know that your are a good angel
      ahem...

      Didn't mean to make you choke
      My humor muse is wacko
      Kinda worry about myself...
      I see this image and I found humor

      Thanks sooo much for the sweet comments
      much love Sandy

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