Hugs,Kisses,Licks, Sucks.
I just want to cyber fuck.
Over, Under, Down, Up
Baby, I want to Cyber Fuck.
Give me pussy in day light.
I'll Shy away and shake with fright.
Give me your fake pictures on the internet.
My heart is yours, my 'love', My 'head'.
Drugs are bad, but games are cool.
So tweedle my thumbs and fail in school.
WoW is my life, so beware.
Unless you're a blood elf, I wont see your underwear.
The Bedroom is where I Play
No, not sex. Video Games.
All day long, Nothing I can't beat.
Sit around, just sleep and eat.
Then Hit up RolePlay Sites,
Dick's lonely, Give me your delights.
Tell me that you love me, You want me, You care.
I'll pledge my heart and wack off until the cum soaks my chair.
I know i'm not the coolest guy
That's why I get my Cyber Spice.
Fulfil my needs until I'm dry.
Just more beanbags, cheetos and shit until I die.
I had a girlfriend once, In REAL Life,
but somehow I just couldn't give her a try.
She fucked so good and she gave me everything..
I Loved that girl and lost that girl. Now it's nothing but a fading dream.
I guess I just couldn't stop typing away.
Games came before anything she had to say.
I rather get my fake net fix, instead of all of this.
I broke her heart and sent her on her way.
Hugs,Kisses, Licks, Sucks.
I just want to cyber fuck.
Over, Under, Down, Up
Baby, I'm Cyber Fucked.
Author notes
I don't know. I was listening to a song that always reminds me of my ex.bf.
Of which ended up cheating on me with cyber sex...Numerous times. && Then Broke up with me twice..because apparently, Some fake ass chick on the internet(sent suicide girl pics of herself) was just too nice.
&& They're "Together" now. Internet dating and such. So..Just. Grawr. I was a little spiteful..and this all popped into my head. It's probably stupid..But My friend's will love it. <3
Thoughts?
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Ivory you're capable of better than this. I know. But it is quite nasty =]
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Thanks.
^.^ I am glad you think i'm capable of more. && Yes, It's a bit nasty. lulz.
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That was very "graphic" and hilarious, luckily this isn't about me xD Very good write I did love it and it reminds me of my ex too so I know what you mean....fucking cyber dicks and pussies.
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Heh.
I'm not afraid to speak my mind. I'm glad you found it hilarious. <3 It's not about you, silly.
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hahaha. this was fun to read! it was funny and all to true about a lot of people these days. Great write!
Keep up the awesome writing!
~AEO~
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Hehe
Thank you, love. I'm glad you liked it!
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This reminds me of something I read in creative writing last year. Judith...something with a G.....I'm bad with names lol.
But I like. It's tongue in cheek and that's not something you see very often so it really pulls you in. I love how you begin and end with the same stanza
"The Bedroom is where I Play
No, not sex. Video Games.
All day long, Nothing I can't beat.
Sit around, just sleep and eat."
I like the way this stanza teases you.(:
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Awe.
Thank you. I'm glad you liked it. ^.^
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