Well it makes me feel sad, I feel so bad for all of them people that was out there and especially the ones that were in the buildings. How could people do such a thing?
2. Have you ever coughed/laughed and almost wet yourself?
Yes all the friggin time, When I am around my wife, She always makes me laugh.. and then I always have too pee.. she Makes me laugh way to freakin hard..
3. Do you ever feel like getting up and dancing when you hear a certain song?
Yes on some songs... Haha... To many too name...
4. Do clowns scare you?
Nah not at all.. I will dress up for one for Halloween just too scare the shit outta my wife....
(Now why in the hell would I do that?)5. What do your dreams consist of?
My wife and I living in the country... Its amazing. I sure in the hell hope that my dreams come true sometime..
6. What makes you laugh?
Parody songs, My wife, Sponge Bob, Family Guy, Hmmm... The list goes on and on.....
7. What makes you cry?
The fear of losing my wife. She is my world... I do not know what I would do if I lost her. She means soo much too me. I love her so much I don't even think she knows.. Oh yeah plus the movie A Walk Too Remember.... And Where The Red Fern Grows... But the list goes on..
8. Ever seen two lions mating before?
Only on the song.. You and Me.. Nothing But Mammals.. Song. HAHHAHA!!! You should watch the video if you haven't...
9. If there's one thing about our history (and by "our" I mean, everyone's, whether you be American or Australian, Arab, Japanese, Chinese, whatever race), that you could change, what would it be?
I am not for sure what I would change.. There is too many too name....And I mean way too many!!!!!!!!!!!
10. If you could go back in time to one funny moment, when would that be?
I would have too say that one day my wife and I was out with her mom and dad at Wal-Mart and I pulled down her pants right then and there. It was hilarious.
11. What would you have been called if you were born the opposite sex?
Well I would have too say that I would have too be a straight nasty dirty MALE... EEEW! Males are nasty and Jerks...But if you were looking for a name.... Dick...Just because I don't like males...
12. Name 1 comedian you look up to, to make you wet yaself.
Lizzy The Lezzy... Haha. She is hilarious... She is sooo funny! My wife got me hooked on her...
13. Lastly, tell me in 25 words, why I should give you 400+ points for this contest?
(For brownie points, you have to make me laugh for this question.)
I dunno.. Hmmm.. I guess because this was a fantabolous contest... and Plus my answers ROCK! Sponge Bob is Friggin sexy.... I love my wife..
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