2. Have you ever coughed/laughed and almost wet yourself? - nope, cant say that i have, came close once.. very close.. lol
3. Do you ever feel like getting up and dancing when you hear a certain song? - all the time, especially if its a song im really diggin atm
4. Do clowns scare you? - hell yes, and i blame the movie 'it'
5. What do your dreams consist of? - really weird fucked up shyt, like me being a crippled hooker and watching my care giver get her head knocked off with a sledge hammer... only in my mind,..
6. What makes you laugh? - funny people, watching people get hurt by doing something stupid, and animals trying to walk while wearing boots...
7. What makes you cry? - my own thoughts
8. Ever seen two lions mating before? - on the discovery channel
9. If there's one thing about our history (and by "our" I mean, everyone's, whether you be American or Australian, Arab, Japanese, Chinese, whatever race), that you could change, what would it be? - not to be so damn docile and inviting ! thats why columbus took your land MORONS !
10. If you could go back in time to one funny moment, when would that be? - ha ! once when i found my lil sister in the bathroom with shyt tons of vasiline in her hair, trying to wash it out and that shit didnt come out for like 2 weeks lol
11. What would you have been called if you were born the opposite sex? - umm fuck if i know lol
12. Name 1 comedian you look up to, to make you wet yaself. - daniel tosh lol dude is funny as hell
13. Lastly, tell me in 25 words, why I should give you 400+ points for this contest?
(For brownie points, you have to make me laugh for this question.) -
cause im the sex, and i give you orgasmic cunt punts like no other, and if you want them again you should fork 'em over
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