Pants may be short
Pants may be long
When on backwards
They are on wrong
When I am exhausted
I breathe in short pants
After trying for hours
To get rid of the ants
Pants are for him
Pants are for her
His of denim
Hers sable fur.
Author notes
Sure is weird.Goodness Glaciers.
Written April 9th, 2004
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short and to the point well done...good luck Dan
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wacky subject well done. made me laugh
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cool.
whats sable fur? -
Thank you for entering and good luck in the contest
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Good story I particularly like the ants part. Good luck in the contest.
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I agree with Bartull. It was a good write. The first part is very blunt and humorous. Pants may be short, pants may be long. Well duh. I'm sorry I just like that.
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Very clever--so short yet so dense with the double meaning of "short pants" and the allusion to "ants in the pants". Great fun!
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ohhhh,,,,, Imagine ants in your pants. yucky!!!!!!
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You got me, I love it!
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nice
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short and (sweet?) funny too. I like the way you've used the 2 different meanings of pants.
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AHH! Love it! You have such a touch for the whimsical!
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