I've got a thing
For fur and for hair
Gathered from near
From here and from there
I've got a room
Nearly filled with hair
From the top to the bottom
Hair's stored with care
I've also got pillows
I've filled with hair
If you'd like to rest your head
I've got a spare
Short-hair, long-hair, hair from you
My hair, bear-hair, her hair too
Front-hair, back-hair, sideburns too
Hair is so soft and plentiful,,, true
It's everywhere, overlooked by most
Collected by me, displayed in boast
My crafts consist of hair and glue
I'll make a hair-doll,,, just for you
A hairy-cat, a hairy car
A hairy-bat, a hairy-star
Just like that it's gone too far
Like when I mixed hair with glitter and tar
Shoot,,, I don't care
I'll make a suit out of hair
Underwear and socks
In a pair
So,,, I've got this thing
For fur and for hair
Gathered from near
And pulled from down there
I've got a request
If there's any who care
I'll give my address
If you'll send me some hair
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Must admit it made me feel a little grossed out too as I also have a thing about stray hairs and just can't stand random hairs left in baths, showers, sinks etc. Always have to rinse them away! Nevertheless I'm also glad I kept on reading as this did make me laugh, it's a well written and entertaining piece. Thanks for sharing and here comes my confession, I do have a thing about long hair, those who know me understand whose hair I'm referring to!!! Good luck in all your writings
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I gotta be honest- stray hairs gross me out, so this poem somewhat made me cringe, lol. But it was silly and cute =] Glad I read it. Write on!
-K
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lol, this was hillarious.
So you're in need for hair, ha? I can give you plenty since my hair falls alot so you want have to pull it out of other people's heads. A sweet write, thanks for the smiles.
Love
~Noor
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lol...mine would be no good its full of hair colour without it I fear i would look like a zebra lol
nice write
hugs t a big guy
T
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AHAHA!!!! I love this!!! This is amazing!! So creative, so original. I love the rhyming it's just awesome. Amazing write my friend.
Blessings,
~Michaela~
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lol fabulously bonkers! and so readable - i have soooooooooo much hair feel free to add some to your collection!
Brill loved it -
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