Well by definition the loss of virginity is the penetration of the vagina and destruction of the hymen, so the questions remain, were toys evolved and if so were they large enough to inflict damage?
Spiritually, should you so believe so, then sex is the the union of two souls as one in the act of making love. So spiritually no she is not.
2.What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
It's our fault that both are in said predicament, let nature take its' course.
3.If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Heh, I like this one. It's a basis of time honored trust system. Not everyone is a psycho-child killer. Just the ones in black trench coats standing in the open doorway of a white van. Oh wait that's the HVAC guy. Really it is a night celebrated for ages, the costumes used to ward away the evil spirits, the whole candy thing didn't come into play till later in history. I want to say modern America but I am not sure and to lazy to look it up right now.
4.Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
O.k. I will hand you this one, I don't even (&^$# get it. It gives off the homosexual vibe even in sports.
5.Can you cry under water?
Technically, I would imagine so, I mean crying is the loss of fluid via the tear ducts in the corner of the eye. Just because your soaking in water doesn't mean you can not contribute
6.In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Probably going to fall under the religious section. More than likely the modern religion.
7.Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
I am not even going to try and answer that one.
8.If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
Legally speaking yes, if not it is fraudulent information. But on a bright note you would get on hell of a hook-up from the government, stick your hand out
9.Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
It's #$(&*^@ Micky Mouse everyone loves Micky Mouse!
10.Is it possible to be allergic to water? If so then how the heck do you shower?
Suppose you could be allergic to anything, but an allergy to water, your 80% water so you would be allergic to yourself, pretty sure that would cause one heck of a reaction and chances of survival are slim to none and slim's out to lunch
11.Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Because snow is light and pretty and turns everything into a scene from a post card. Rain pours, floods the area, turns the dirt to mud and always seems to be at least 15 degrees colder than the actual temperature.
12.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
I believe it was Ripley's that did a special on it but there is actually a 'Food Tester' of animal foods, he dines on the animals food and writes a review on it.
13.Why ARE Trix only for kids?
Cause they are Trix only a kid could intake that much sugar.
14.If a turtle is born without a shell is he naked or homeless?
Homeless. What a sad little turtle, I would keep it and name it Fred.
15.If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn?
Ever ate a bunch of green die and looked at it when it came out the other end? Probably something like that.
16.Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?
No, I keep my on vibrate between my legs, and the moments it goes off dose give me my excitement for the ride. I don't answer it.
17. If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
There goes the case.
18. If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the
states.
Body processes alcohol at about a beer ever hour, so unless you suffering from alcohol poison and don't get treatment odds are you'll be sober by touch down.
19.If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
They are gravity free!
20.Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
I chuckled...
21.Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
Because he is just so lovable. It's whinnie tha pooh, whinnie tha pooh...
22. Have you ever dug a hole to see if you could actually get to China?
Dig through to China and your gonna hit the ocean first, if you can survive that good luck.
23.When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
No, but I know that making a face and holding through the conversation will get you out of a ticket.
24. If Harry Potter was gay would those who love him so much read the book?
He is not gay? Oh, whoops my bad...
25. If your opinionated does that mean your a bitch?
Why are your questions so sexist as to forget about the male species? Hello there are Dicks in this world.
26. If you drop a feather off the empire state building would it do the same damage if you were to drop a penny?
No but I bet it is one hell of a ride.
27. If lightning is attracted to metal then what the hell is with umbrellas? Isn't that metal?
Depends are we talking the mass produced modern umbrella, because I believe they are more composites than actual metal these days.
28. Why do we saving that life is hell? When we don't even know what hell is like?
Hell, a point/place of eternal damnation. Characterized by fire, pain and suffering. Hmm sounds a lot like life to me...
29. If it only takes one match to start a forest fire, why on earth does it take me a whole box of matches and a can of lighter fluid to light my grill?
Cause you didn't buy the easy light charcoal.
30.When butterflies get upset or nervous, what do they get in their stomachs?
Gnats, speaking in size proportions it sounds about right
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