My brain having reached the red I kicked it into maximum numbness
cranking the engine till she revved up well past reasonable
I could see the line of them ahead of me, blocking me
as I stomped the pedal down and gave 'er all I had, letting those 8s run
Laying rubber and slapping gears the tachometer was maxed
my bumper guard on this Ram was going to get a workout tonight
I braced myself as I got close they were all lined up in a row
open mouths and silent screams, broken limbs reaching for my Dodge
I hit that line of walking dead like a hot knife hit butter before bread
and slide through on a trail of rotted intestinal fortitude
breaking just the other side of a hollowing mad insanity
looking back, the bodies parts, for what they were worth, came on
I spun around and lined 'em up, like pins before a bowling ball
shattered bodies everywhere, how do you kill dead meat?
A few crawled on, headed for me, some limping, others motionless
some of them I'd popped their heads, for sure a certain kill.
I never thought I'd see the day when doing donuts in guts and graveyard slime
would be the highlight of my afternoon and make this city girl whoop for joy
but every dog has their day and since I could have any truck I wanted
well you get the picture Im sure, besides, the truck did say "Dodge" and "Ram"
Just doin what Im told.
Author notes
Oh girls they wanna have fu-U-un, yeah girls just wanna have fun!
Original work:
My brain having reached the red I kicked it into maximum numbness
cranking the engine till she revved up well past reasonable
I could see the line of them ahead of me, blocking me
as I stomped the pedal down and gave 'er all I had, letting those 8s run
I hit that line of walking dead like a hot knife hit butter before bread
and slide through on a trail of rotted intestinal fortitude
breaking just the other side of a hollowing mad insanity
and looking back, as the bodies parts, for what they were worth, came on
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A contest entry
- Does anybody out there want to collab with me #6 by Griswold.
900 points, ended October 11, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - I want funny poems!!!!!!! by Sheilasbabygal4life.
400 points, ended October 21, 116 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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LOL! This was pretty funny! I really enjoyed reading this. It made me laugh in some spots. Thanks for entering and best of luck too you in the contest.
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Truely awesome
I very much enjoyed, you poem and feel both did a wonderful job, all was well blending and just simply enjoyable,,,,,,,,, I wish you much luck in the contest and a beautiful night, again simply aweseome xoxo
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Interesting
A great holiday write. Good job you guys
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How gorey this poem is, a perfect poem for late October when the halloween season seizes the attention. Although this type of poem is not my cup of tea I admire how well you two have written this piece.
Dennis
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Excellent...
Blending and mixing....wonderful job! Very cool contest! I can't judge this!!!
they are all amazing!
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Excellent~
Wow~ this reminded me of like Dawn of the Dead
A Classic...like the Dodge...
There is this new movie out..Zombieland...
Oh My Word~ My son has this book...a Zombie
Survival Guide~ You sure brought back memories
What Images I tell ya
Keep that quill dancing
Thank You for sharing Your Talents
Best wishes in the contest
with love & light~ Desire~*~
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::giggling:: tyty and ty for your wonderfully fun addition. I am glad you get my sense of humor, not everyone does, lol. At work in a battle of witicisms I get bored because explaining a pun takes out all the fun.
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ROFLMFAO Oh now that is a GREAT finish for sure, Dodge and Ram indeed. ~shaking head~ Your sense of humor is as twisted as mine is, this will be tough to beat.
Very well done... Scott
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woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! Yeah brain poppin in zombie land!
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