Don't know what to do,
Kind of thinking about swine-flu
Should I go?
Get vaccinated or not?
According to Alex Jones
It's a Big Conspiracy Plot
I think well... No, maybe it is
Scatch my nose, Maybe I'll take a whiz
Don't want to get up,
And go right now
Then I think about the universe and wonder how?
As start to gaze and think of long and deep thoughts,
One snaps to mind and conquers all
"Wifes not home, so fuck it, I'm gonna go beat myself off!"

