I’m purple all around
With green on the end
Do you know who I am
Do you comprehend?
I’m round and soft
And I live in a bunch
And some mean people
Eat me for lunch
Some are green and red
Others in weird shape
Yes its very true
I’m a grape
Now I’m sitting
In the grocery store
Watching ugly people
Come in the door
There was a person
Who looked at me
“Go away moron”
I don’t want you
can’t you see?
But of course they didn’t hear
And picked me up right away
What about my rights?
I thought I lived in the USA!!!
But if you’re a fruit
No one really cares
All the evil things
And people I can’t bare
the weirdo’s picked me up
And took me to the register
All us grapes got scared
And tried to stay together
We were put in the fridge
God it was cold!
Now we are all scared
Of what we are told
A few days later
We’re still sitting here
I know it hasn’t been long
But it feels like years!
There’s the human now
Looking at us all
Now they’re going
To eat us as I recall
A few of my friends go
Into the mouth of the person
Now they’re all gone
And they only leave one
I’m still alive!
Still small as could be
I’m still purple n round
As I jump up in glee
But now the freak
Is calling to a friend
Probably just a chat
Well that’s what I intend
They’re coming this way
And talking about lunch\
Wait! What are you doing!!
CRUNCH!
With green on the end
Do you know who I am
Do you comprehend?
I’m round and soft
And I live in a bunch
And some mean people
Eat me for lunch
Some are green and red
Others in weird shape
Yes its very true
I’m a grape
Now I’m sitting
In the grocery store
Watching ugly people
Come in the door
There was a person
Who looked at me
“Go away moron”
I don’t want you
can’t you see?
But of course they didn’t hear
And picked me up right away
What about my rights?
I thought I lived in the USA!!!
But if you’re a fruit
No one really cares
All the evil things
And people I can’t bare
the weirdo’s picked me up
And took me to the register
All us grapes got scared
And tried to stay together
We were put in the fridge
God it was cold!
Now we are all scared
Of what we are told
A few days later
We’re still sitting here
I know it hasn’t been long
But it feels like years!
There’s the human now
Looking at us all
Now they’re going
To eat us as I recall
A few of my friends go
Into the mouth of the person
Now they’re all gone
And they only leave one
I’m still alive!
Still small as could be
I’m still purple n round
As I jump up in glee
But now the freak
Is calling to a friend
Probably just a chat
Well that’s what I intend
They’re coming this way
And talking about lunch\
Wait! What are you doing!!
CRUNCH!
Author notes
not one of my best poems but someone gave me a topic so here I am making a poem out of it (A very bad one I might add) o and the freak and weirdo are just the grape giving people a bad name.
Written April 9th, 2004
A contest entry
- Grapes by ilovemygrape.
700 points, ended April 27, 2004, 12 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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lol i agree with luckhole... ah well, tis a groovy poem, kinda funny and good and grapey
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arrhhggg, i cant read this without highlighting it! the pictures are cute and all but come now, let's be practical, shall we?
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Grapes, yum. The only fruit i will eat agreeably almost.
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HAHA this is so great!!! it made me smile so much!!!!! i hope you do great in the contest!!!!
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I really like this it is just delicious, I love grapes but I will never look at the in the same light again......thanks for sharing and good luck in the contest......
Take care
Sanity.
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http://allpoetry.com/Contest/570408
GO TO THIS CONTEST... this poem relates perfectly to it, and it allows prewrites!!! and good luck if you do enter it!! i saw it and thought of this!!!!
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Hmmm... "someone" gave you a prompt, eh? HEHE... This is CUTE. Even cuter than when you first read it to me! Good job with the incredibly random and stupid topic I gave you to write about!
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But of course they didn’t hear
And picked me up right away
What about my rights?
I thought I lived in the USA!!!
haha wow i was hysterical during this poem... this was just great thanks for writing it i needed a laugh lol
XxN -
I am Jacks fearful grape
(you would have to watch Fight Club to get that one i guess... but i just had to comment.) lol
good peom, very creative, and ermm, haha very interesting subject. ... If you could change the text colot that would make it easier to read though. Or maybe its just my monitor? -
Glares
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Unique
Original and refreshing. Fear not ye small grape, for I have no intention of eating you. Mr brother however........
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