Legend has it that when the First Fleet arrived
in Botany Bay, on board was the infamous
vintner and multiple rapist, Silas Shaggalotte.
Today his hunchbacked heirs carry on his proud
tradition of winemaking and this exquisite
example of their art, the rare 18% abv
"Gentleman's Reserve 1993", combines a delicate
palate of suavely corrupt fruitiness with a ripe
nose richly redolent of raw unwashed crotch.
"The wine which makes date rape superfluous".
A contest entry
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400 points, ended October 7, 6 entries
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Does your mouth water?
Comments
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18% !
fookin' ada
that sounds nice
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Learned a bit of Australian history from this wine label. Educational.
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The wine and it maker sound delightful and the label is so incredibly descriptive, something to keep in mind for my next date!
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Hilarious!
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