Legend has it that when the First Fleet arrived
in Botany Bay, on board was the infamous
vintner and multiple rapist, Silas Shaggalotte.
Today his hunchbacked heirs carry on his proud
tradition of winemaking and this exquisite
example of their art, the rare 18% abv
"Gentleman's Reserve 1993", combines a delicate
palate of suavely corrupt fruitiness with a ripe
nose richly redolent of raw unwashed crotch.
"The wine which makes date rape superfluous".
A contest entry
- do your worst by just mercedes.
400 points, ended October 7, 2009, 6 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Does your mouth water?
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Not sure what to make of this one
Dear Ms Sweetlove,
Good evening to you, and welcome to another fine comment from the only person worth having a comment from, Adamastor. As I first read this poem I thought "ouch", but after observing that it is in fact a contest entry I found the amusing side to this.
What I find more ironic, is that a female member of the allpoetry website is making fun out of date rape. It is usually the male members who use this kind of dark humour.
I shall give your piece of work a score of two, since awarding it with a score of three might be slightly dangerous and cause an uproar.
Enjoy the rest of your holiday season.
Adamastor
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p.s. I would also like to point out that when I mentioned "male members" I was refering to member of the allpoetry website, and not the erect sex organ of the male homo sapien sapien.
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18% !
fookin' ada
that sounds nice
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Learned a bit of Australian history from this wine label. Educational.
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The wine and it maker sound delightful and the label is so incredibly descriptive, something to keep in mind for my next date!
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Hilarious!
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