These Things Are Addictive...

1. Would you rather eat a bar of soap or drink of bottle of dish washing liquid?
Dishwashing liquid, goes down easier, no chewing.

2. Would you rather say everything on your mind or not be able to say anything at all?
If I was able to say everything on my mind? That's be my choice.

3. Would you rather publish your diary or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment?
Make a movie, I could employ humourous tactics easier.

4. Would you rather Immerse your naked body in a bathtub of cockroaches or dive naked head first into a pool of tobacco spit?
Cockroaches. I'm not sure, but tobacco repulses me.

5. Would you rather Swim in a pool for an hour of human blood, or hang upside down for 8 hours?
I'd happily do both, just for the experience. But swimming in human blood would be my first pick.

6. Would you rather skip in a black berry bush naked or walk like a penguin naked through your town?
Walk like a penguin naked through the town. If I had to...
7. Would you rather eat cow intestines... or 2 dozen hissing cockroaches ?
Cow intestines, at least it's dead.

8. Would you rather spend your life in a U.S. prison (without parole) or be a hostage in a foreign country?
Hostage in a foreign country, less comprehension of what's going on.

9. Would you rather be in a straight jacket for a week or be handcuffed for a month?
Straight jacket for a week, then handcuffed for a month.

10. Would you rather able to bring about a lasting world peace or eliminate all hunger and disease?
Eliminate hunger and disease. War needs to happen, death is natural and essential.

11. Would you rather kiss Terri Clark or Shania Twain?
Shania Twain, because I know who she is at least.

12. Would you rather throw darts at Dolly Parton's boobs or have sex with Dr. Phil?
Throw darts at Dolly Parton's boobs, sounds fun!

13. Would you rathe date Donald Trump or Hugh Heffner?
Donald. I'd get fired quick. And how about all that money?

14. Would you rather sky dive or bungee jump?
I've bungee jumped, now I want to sky dive.

15. Would you rather be molested/raped by Michael Jackson or be anal probed by your neighbor?
Raped sounds unhappy, anal probed sounds consenual. So anally probed by the neighbour it is!