First Survey, eh?

1. Have you ever sharted?
Is this farting and pooping at the same time? If it is I haven't.

2. Do you do weird things after drinking?  I have been known to expose my boobs
I don't drink, unless I'm really depressed which doesn't happen too often, and even then it's in small amounts.

3. Would you like chocolate body paint licked off you?
I'd be fine with chocolate being licked off me, maybe not body paint though

4. Are you adventurous in bed? and how? I love ice cubes, and whipped cream myself
Well shall I just say, I do like biting.

5. Would you ever paint your dog on a dare?
Haha she's not my dog, I'd be afraid my Step-Dad would kill me if I did paint her.

6. If you were a Rapper, what would be your name, and why?
DJ Lime. DJ=Dean Jones (my name) and Lime because it's my favourite flavour.

7. What kind of movie star would you be? meaning genre, and why?
Well I'm planning on being any genre possible, but I am mainly going for comedy, musical or straight drama. Just because that's how I've been trained.

8. If you were an alcoholic drink, which one would you be, and why?
Absinthe. Because it is green and a really pretty green at that.

9. Sex on the beach, or sex in the back seat of a car?
Beach. I love the sound of the sea.

10. You win a trophy for best sandcastle model, what was it?
Probably a castle, with intense detail.

11. Wine or Beer, why?
Wine, because Dionysus created it and he's my main man.

12. If you were a nut, what kind would you be?
The one that has a hard shell. Is that hazelnut? I can't remember.

13. Do you own a sex toy, or have a hidden stash of porn?  do tell please
One gay erotica storybook that my friend bought me on a school trip.

14. If you were a dessert, what would you be?
Eclaires. Delicious outside, thin crust and filled with cream!

15. Ok now for the ultimate in private questions, are you a sex freak?  I can't comment on this one, as I would incriminate myself
Na, not really at all. It's a little sickening for me, don't know why.