Would I Rather.....

1. I would rather drink a bottle of dish washing liquid because at least with the liquid you can swallow it quickly without having to chew.

2. I would definitely rather say everything ion my mind., Not being able to say anything at all would slowly eat me alive after a very Short period of time.

3. I would rather make a movie on my most embarrassing moment because that was a funny moment, and my diary has some very private thoughts in it.

4. I would rather be naked in a bathtub of cockroaches. Tobacco spit is just nasty.

5. Hanging upside down for eight hours would definitely be more fun because it's more of a rush.

6. I would rather walk like a penguin naked through town. I like penguins he-he.

7. I would rather eat 2 dozen hissing cockroaches. The thought of eating cow intestines makes me gag ha-ha.

8. I would rather spend my life at home in prison then in a place I'm not used to.

9. ha-ha being in a straight jacket for a week would def be more fun then being handcuffed for a month because it would take me longer to try and get out of it, so i would be kept busy better. 

10. World peace baby!!!....but if you look at it a certain way, aren't those two kind of the same things?

11.i would rather kiss shania twain seeing as I don't know who Terri Clark is

12. Ewwww sex with Dr. Phil is gross. And i hate Dolly Parton so i would def like to throw darts at her boobs and pop them he-he. 

13. hm. Donald Trump, but ONLY because he's younger.

14. I'm terrified of heights but if I had to choose I would rather bunjee jump

15. Anal probed by neighbor. plain and simple