When I went to bed I had $2.60 and no beer.
When I woke up I had a six pack and no money.
$2.60 is not enough for a six pack,call Scooby-doo!
Author notes
True story that happened this very morning.
A contest entry
- Three Lines Of Wonder by poets whisper.
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Comments
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An enjoyable sojourn into the mysteries of life, and exactly how many beers did you have yesterday?


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funny lines.
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Quirky and enjoyable. I can sort of relate to this though not to this exact example of mystery. Things do change in the night, it seems.
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Short but very entertaining!




