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20 Questionsss.

1. Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson?
I don't think so. The only similarity they have is that i would like to punch them both in the face =]]

2.What would you do if your neighbor locked himself out of the house without any pants on? Would you laugh?
Funny you should say that, I once locked him out of MY house without any clothes on... He totally deserved it.

3.Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched?
Yeah I get that all the time... I think I'm secretly a psychic medium person and ghosts are trying to contact me =]]

4.What would you do if you were the last person on this earth?
Have sex with a monkey in attempt to re-populate the earth.

5.If you were gay who would want to have a passionate affair with? Can be anybody but the person you are already with....
I'm half gay.. and I've always wanted to have sexytime with Alexis Bledel... She plays Rory on Gilmore Girls.. If you don't know it then google her... Fittttt.

6.If you were stuck on a deserted island which one book, movie and person would you want to take along? ONE OF EACH!
Well.... if i was stuck on a deserted island I doubt I would have had chance to decide what to bring... And if I did have chance then I'm an idiot for getting stuck there in the first place!! But for the purpose of this...
Book: How to escape a deserted island.
Movie: Would be a bit pointless... deserted islands have TVs/DVDs/Electric now do they? But it would be Twilight.
Person: Chad Michael Murry... If he was there the other two wouldn't be necessary... and I totally wouldn't want to escape!!
7.If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Spongebob. I think I'd look good in square pants.

8.Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Sister Act!! For 3 reasons. 1) My life has revolved alot around my sister... we do crazy things together. 2) I randomly burst into song ALL the time. 3) I should totally become a nun... (Though not believing in God might be an issue here)

9.If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Maybe. but I bet they find it kinda kinky.

10.Name a song that makes you think of your significant other.
I don't have a significant other... But Lost Without You by Delta Goodrem makes me think of the most recent person I was in love with.

11.South Park or Family Guy? Why?
Family Guy!! It's just genius comedy value. Also Stewie is a legenddd.

12. When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? Why?
Saturday... I got attacked by a crazy psycho and then she denied it to the cops!! But it's okay... I'll bring her downnnn =]]

13.When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
I don't... I ram them back twice as hard. How else will they ever learn? =D

14. Have you ever watched a movie in a different language with English subtitles? If so..which language and what was the name of the movie?
Amelie.. It's French. Watched it in school but it actually turned out to be quite good!!

15.Where is the person who has your heart at the moment?
I'm right here... If anyone else had my heart I think I would be having a few health problems right now.

16.If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?
Monkey... Would loveee to spend my time swinging from tree to tree and eating bananas =]]

17. If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?
Chop his knob off. Simple as... The world would be a better place if we did that to guys while they are alive!

18.What do you think Victoria’s secret is?
She's secretly a chinese hamster. And shagging your mom.

19. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Me. I was drunk and confused it for my ex-girlfriend. I like dangly thing =]]

20.Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Must be that your breath smells.

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  • i heart pat xD
    October 15
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    tehehe :]]

    hahah some of these answers are hilarous!!!!! i was rolling on the floor laughing because it was so funny! AND IM IN SCHOOL!

  • How in the hell can you be half gay? Just wondering because there is no such thing as bi or half gay.. You are either into girls or boys. But anyways you had some good answers. Good luck to you in the contest

    • Idiot.

    • There's such thing as being Bi.


    • LeilaJayne
      October 4
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      And tbh it's actually really annoyed me that you would judge someones sexuality just by your own ideals. I just don't get how you can say it doesn't exist. And tbh since you're gay, you can't judge anyone on their sexuality, so just leave me to get on with it and don't comment on things you don't know about.

    • LeilaJayne
      October 4
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      I think you will find there is such a thing as bisexual. I know this because, well, i am bisexual. I'm into girls and guys... If you find that hard to believe then you need to be a bit more open minded. Just because that's not how you are, doesn't mean that other people aren't. Jesus.


  • lesbian-in-love
    October 3

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    I can't stand Justin Timerlake or Michael Jackson. Stewie is awesome. You had some good answers. THanks for entering and good luck to you in the contest

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