I have long been hunted by my nefarious foes;
A vast conspiracy fomented by the right wing.
Because like the Kennedy’s I tagged some campaign ‘hos.
I never expected that chubby intern would sing.
Now as I lustfully gaze upon some shapely tush
I feel the tug of many deep emotional scars
Forcing me to scrutinize each and every bush
Before I dip the tip of my long Cuban cigars.
For God’s Sake I was the President for eight long years
And been married to Hilary Rodham for longer.
She’s bearable after six or eight imported beers
And even sexy if the liquor is much stronger.
I was sure that after we moved up north to New York
That the woman would divorce me and I would be free
But she stayed with me and now I look like a big dork.
It is all part of that vast right wing conspiracy.
Author notes
I enjoyed the recent paranoia exhibited by Bill 'Bubba' Clinton on a nationally syndicated news show. He is still complaining about 'the vast right wing conspiracy'. The right believes the same. I think each one is paranoid about the other and capable of about any dirty trick that can be imagined.
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Comments
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I don't know that much about American politics but it's still funny. Well done - good luck in the contest!
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I always enjoy your works my friend you never fail to please
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Thank you. Unfortunately, there are many people who do not share my views of President Wiggle-Waggle. I appreciate you stopping by and commenting.
Mike
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interesting perspective you seem to have on this but you voiced or well wrote your point well. so thanks for taking the time to share
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Thank you very much. I think the 'vast right wing conspiracy' is as much an example of politcal paranoia as McCarthyism was in previous generations. Although without a doubt McCarthyism had a much worse impact on the country. Your comments are much appreciated.
Mike
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Lol.... What a read... This write was wonderful... Looks like being the President for eight long years really took it out of him...
Keep on penning with ink that never fade...
I loved this
illusion
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Thanks for reading and oommenting. I am glad you enjoyed the poem. I know there are many people that loved this guy. I was not one of them. Aside from a basic disagreement with his politics, the guy did alot to bring disgrace to the Office of the President. I should play fair and pan a radio talk show host with a bloated ego too.
Mike
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This is great, really funny the line about dipping his cigar made me laugh out loud! where do you get this stuff lol great write, best of luck in the contest
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I am glad you enjoyed this. Can you imagine being President and having this come out in a special investigative report that the whole country read? He was actually on the news last week complaining how conservatives were plotting against him. He just cant let it go.
Mike
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