Well, you were asking...

1.If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
Yes, to lose your virginity one needs to be penetrated by a penis, to put it frankly :]

2.What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
I would sing "It's the circle of life" and be on my way.

3.If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Because it's damn fun to pretend your something else and run around for a few hours. In my village there is no such thing as strangers, everyone knows who is getting married, who is retiring, who is buying thrush cream and who is dodgy.

4.Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
Why should it not be acceptable? I think there would be many more happy endorphins if everyone went around spanking each other.

5.Can you cry under water?
You can if you hold a tea-cup of water over your head while you're crying.

6.In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
I believe the bible is a lot more metaphorical than people think, Hebrew is like that. To take it entirely literally is silly, so even though I do believe the events happened I think they weren't exactly as they were written and interpreted.

7.Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Whatttt?

8.If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
They ask you your weight on your driver's license? That's a bit of a dickish question.

9.Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
Micky Mouse has a theme-park and nice shorts. Generally grown men (French, when I went to Disney Land) in a felt suit are pretty terrifying.

10.Is it possible to be allergic to water? If so then how the heck do you shower?
Yes, some women, very rarely, have such fucked up hormones after pregnancy water makes them rash. The Wicked Witch of the West, my girl Elphaba, uses oil. And Fiyero would rub it over her, and a sex scene follows. I love Wicked.

11.Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
It's much nicer to fall, and snow is much nicer than rain and it's drippy droppy nature.

12.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Students who need the money.

13.Why ARE Trix only for kids?
Are they those bunny things? People grow out of cereal? Toast is much more sophisticated.

14.If a turtle is born without a shell is he naked or homeless?
Naked, even with a shell they still need a habitat.

15.If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn?
The colour of "What the Fuck?" :]

16.Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?
Of course.

17. If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
I think you'd be chucked out, or called an awkward cunt.

18. If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the
states?
What if you were going from Scotland to America on a plane when you were 16, and having sex on the plane as soon as you reached America? What then?!

19.If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Because that wouldn't be convenient for camera angles, how can you get an inter-floor camera?

20.Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
I had no idea that was true, what's about chapter 11? In Fight Club the film, the fire was on floor 13, and it was 12 in the book.

21.Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
He's a bear, with thick-ass skin.

22. Have you ever dug a hole to see if you could actually get to China?
Yep, just got to Australia. Damn.

23.When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
I would smile, for obvious flirtation reasons. My mum's friend got away with the police by saying she was pregnant and her hormones were driving her crazy, enough to leave her hand-break off and let her car fly into the police car.

24. If Harry Potter was gay would those who love him so much read the book?
Well, liking penis doesn't effect his magic, I'm sure. Maybe it would make him more angsty, as there's not many gay wizards, and that would be annoying.

25. If your opinionated does that mean you're a bitch?
Depends how you voice them. some people just want to seem like they have an opinion, then complain that people call them a bitch to say "I have an opinion, hear me roar."

26. If you drop a feather off the empire state building would it do the same damage if you were to drop a penny?
Nope, it would float in a Forest Gump way and start a lovely story about one man's journey.

27. If lightning is attracted to metal then what the hell is with umbrellas? Isn't that metal?
In victorian times there was a chord that went to the floor from the metal, incase the umbrella got struck by lighting. but then someone stood on it and got electrocuted, and it landed in water and killed a street full of people.

28. Why do we saving that life is hell? When we don't even know what hell is like?
Because we're melodramatic twats.

29. If it only takes one match to start a forest fire, why on earth does it take me a whole box of matches and a can of lighter fluid to light my grill?
Ever heard of Sod's Law?

30.When butterflies get upset or nervous, what do they get in their stomachs?
Nectar, they live simple lives.