So I Took a Survey Once, and It Went A Little Like This

1. Choose your own porn name:
Juandicimo Gigante

2. If you could be any age, what would it be and why?
hmm, 28, cause I'd hope my life would be figured out by then.

*3. What’s the lowest piercing on your body? Would you consider going lower?
my heart's been pierced by anyone and everyone, does that count?

4. What’s the best way to get your mind off of someone?
to keep thinking until your mind regurgitates them out of your life.

*5. If you could go back and slap one historical figure in the face, who would it be, and why?
Abraham Lincon, I dunno, I think it would be funny to slap Abraham Lincon. He'd probably stop my slap with his bare hands then execute a perfect Judo throw (you know he studied Judo, right?), but it would be worth the effort. It would be most excellent.

6. What’s something that makes you very squeamish?
My Little Pony *shudder*

7. Has there been a celebrity death that has REALLY affected you?
BILLY MAYS!!! IF I STILL HAD GOLD STATUS, I'D POST SOME PICS, ONE OF WHICH SHOWS THAT I'M USING THE "BILLY MAYS" KEY ON MY KEYBOARD.
VINCE SHALOMI, WE KNOW YOU KILLED THE KING OF INFOMERCIALS! YOU FRAMED A DRUG OVERDOSE, YOU DASTARDLY MAN!

8. Is there something you like to eat that most people think is gross?
dude... fries in yo Frosty... so good... man if I didn't owe my bank money, I'd get some right now...

9. Do you think, if it came down to it, that you'd be able to kill someone? In what circumstance?
Yes. In my line of work, if I have to kill someone, they are trying to kill me or someone close to me. If I'm perfectly capable to defend myself, I will.

*10. Describe your life in FIVE words.
God, I don't know anymore.

11. Why did you break up with the last person you were involved with?
>:| yeah, she broke up with cause I have baggage. It happens.

12. What would you do if you came home to find everything and everyone gone?
Ecc. 1:2 "everything is meaningless." I live by that. oh, well, every_one_, I don't know... ooo, go all "Taken" on their punk asses.

13. What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
umm... jaywalking? stealing cookies from the cafeteria? breaking the law just doesn't appeal to me. well, and neither does booze. see, alcholism runs in the family. I'd rather not find out for myself what side of that line I'm on.

14. What is your Chinese astrological sign? http://chinese.astrology.com/ Read about it and tell me if it fits. Why or why not?
I think in lists, so, here's a list. cause I'm ballin like that.
Dragon-
What fits:
"giving, intelligent and tenacious" my natural attributes

"possess a certain natural, charming charisma that ensures they can always influence their peers" I can be like this.

"Power is what the Dragon wants and truly believes it deserves" replace "power" with "recognition"

"a weakened Dragon is a sad sack, a creature that refuses to take defeat with even a modicum of grace." lolz, I'm a few good friends from being homeless, and I still feel bad when they offer to buy dinner for me.


What doesn't fit: "often find themselves the center of attention in social situations"

"Dragons are considered to be very lucky in love!" Lucky in the sense awesome women come into (not a pun, perv...) my life, just none of them want to stay.

And to conclude:
" learn to balance their quest for success with an appreciation for the little things"
My life right there. I need to do this.


15. Is it possible to love someone too much?
yes, if they don't love you the same amount, then you're wasting your life force.

16. Have you ever Googled yourself? What did you discover?
yes, nothing really. mostly my poems here on AP, and other forums I'm on.

*17. List 5 things you’re grateful for:
music, I'm not homeless (yet), the few people that actually do care, the internet, food whenever I can eat

18. What (not WHO ) is the worst thing you’ve ever eaten?
hmm,  fried squash? I know there's worse I just can't think of it.

19. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
yes.

20. Where’s the most public place you’ve ever had sex? Where you caught?
never in public

21. What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done?
enlist in the Army. I love America, I do, but its such a silly place, the military

*22. What is the worst thing that has happened to you so far in 2009?
wow. too many things have happened... this whole year has been one bad thing after another... I'd say losing faith in people. Trusting is really hard for me now.

23. What is your most missed memory?
whenever I wasn't worring

24. What is the happiest moment of your life?
my first rollercoaster, The Hulk in Islands of Adventure. or when I finished second at a Magic the Gathering booster draft (thats a big deal to me). or when I qualified for Denver's national laser tag team. <--- yes that actually happened. I play competitve laser tag.

*25. What is your biggest fear?
if I waste my life. I know I'm meant to do something, I'm just not there yet, and I want to be so bad it really does hurt somedays.

26. Would you eat a live hamster for $1,000,000.00?
no. Hamtaro wouldn't eat you, silly.

27. What did you do yesterday?
I finished 13th in a magic tournement online, almost made top8. oh yeah, Ir ubrleet.

28. Describe yourself in one and ONLY one word:
desperate

*29. What is the #1 priority in your life right now?
get a job. I'm beyond poor. I currently own -41 dollars. (if you're keeping track at home, you can't own a negative number!)

30. What is your dream job?
hmm, professional touring musician. too bad I suck at music huh.

31. Do you still have feelings for your first love?
no. cause they don't have feelings for me. I'd be foolish to still care about someone that doesn't care about me, no?

32. Do you have a dog(s)? What breed?
no, but I had a lemon Minature Beagle. awesome little dog.

33. What is an unquestionable deal breaker in a relationship?
self-centeredness

*34. What is your most embarrassing moment?
I thought about this yesterday. I don't have "that one time", but there are loads of little things that I've done that bother me, that I still think about...

35. What do you think is the most cowardly way to break up with someone?
to know about it, but slowroll it over two, three weeks, then sheepishly let them know. if you don't like someone, you don't like someone. let the other person know so you can both get on with your lives.

36. What is the first word that pops in your head beginning with the letter "T"?
Mr. I know that's not "right", but I don't care.

37. What is something that no one can take away from you?
my taste in music. that's an odd answer, but what I listen to makes a huge part of me. my music player tells me I've listened to 7,000+ tracks sense July. yeah, that's a lot of music.

38. What is a responsibility you have that you wish you didn't?
this sounds horrible, but my national guard commitment. my life is a mess right now, and I need to get it straight. its hard with that always there.

39. If you were homeless and stood on a corner with a sign, what would it say?
"I bet you can hit me with a quarter." I read that on MLIA.

*40. Is there something you’re putting off doing in favor of doing this survey instead?
lolz, finding a job...
That's the story of my life, I guess.