Some Stuff About Me! (not a poem)

School

[]01. Stole from the school (includes teachers)
[]02. Swore at a teacher/principal
[]03. Skipped detention
[]04. Been suspended
[]05. Expelled
[x] 06. Fell in love with a teacher [or had a crush on]
[]07. Rarely do homework
[]08. Do illegal drugs or drink on school property
[]09. Skipping class often (not just once a year)
Out of 9: 1

Home

[ ]10. Always swearing at your parents
[x]11. Screaming at parents
[]12. Fighting with brother/sister often
[ ]13. Snuck someone in
[ ]14. Snuck back in after being out late
[ ]15. Had a party without permission
[ ]16. Go to sleep later than 3am regularly
[x]17. Blast music so loud you can't hear your phone ring
[ ]18. You can't find anything in your room because it's such a mess
Out of 9: Two

Smoking/drugs/drinking

[ ]19. Smoke ciggarretes regularly
[]20. Smoke weed regularly
[ ]21. Have tried other illegal drugs
[ ]22. Get drunk once a week or more
[]23. Do stupid or sexual things while high/drunk
[ ]24. Addicted to any type of drug (not ciggarretes)
Out of 6: none

Sex & things related

[ ]25. Not a virgin
[ ]26. Had sex with more than 3 people
[ ]27. Lost viginity under the age of 16
[]28. Been felt up/felt someone up
[ ]29. Been fingered/fingered someone
[ ]30. Given or recieved oral
[ ]31. Did sexual things with someone you weren't going out with
[ ]32. Did sexual things with the same sex
[ ]34. Did something sexual with more than one person present
[ ]35. Did something sexual with someone you met that same day
Out of 10: none

Driving/cars

[x]36. Driven without a license
[ ]37. Got a ticket
[]38. Always speeding
[ ]39. Crashed a car
[ ]40. Been in an accident where it was your fault
Out of 5: one

Lying/cheating

[x]41. Lied to your best friend or significant other
[x ]42. Lie to your parents frequently
[x]43. Cheated on a test
[x]44. Copied someone else's answers/homework
[x]45. Cheated while playing a game
[x]46. Faked sick
Out of 6: six

Stealing

[ ]47. Stole something from a store
[ ]48. Used to or still do steal on a regular basis
[ ]49. Been caught stealing
[x]50. Witnessed someone stealing (friends included) & didn't do anything
[ ]51. Stole something worth over $50
[x]52. Stole from your friends/family members
[x]53. Stole something you didn't really need
Out of 7: three.

Police/law

[x ]54. Ridden in the back of a police car
[x]55. Stopped by police for any reason
[ ]56. Lied to a police officer
[x]57. Broken the law more than 5 times
[ ]58. Been arrested
[ ]59. Been in jail for at least one day
[ ]60. Had to pay a fine for something you did
Out of 7: three

Violence

[ ]61. Punched someone in the face
[ ]62. Beat the crap out of somebody
[ ]63. Had a gun with you when you didn't need it
[ ]64. Sexually or verbally assaulted someone
[x]65. Made someone cry from pain (emotional pain)
Out of 5: one. i wanna punch someone soo bad though!!

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"I got an F in life"

[_] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have a mp3 player or ipod.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You love your family.
[_] There is a pool/spa in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 5

[x] You dress the way you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you
[_] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to the movies.
T 0 T A L: 12

[_] You have over 500 friends on facebook
[x] You have pictures on facebook
[x] Your parents let you have a facebook
[_] You get allowance
[x] You collect something normal.
[x] You look forward to going to college
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play a sport. [im in two]
[x] You want to do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 19

[_] You own a car/truck.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[x] You have friends.
[x] You never got a detention
T O T A L: 23

[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[_] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[_] You don't have any enemies.
T O T A L: 29

Total over all:

Multiply by 3= 87%

101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B *********I got a B... but w/e**************
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F
Repost as "i got a F in life"