life still amazes me
daughter phoned twice from US
her father is being father of the year
told her I would tell him
went to dentist after my hamster face retreated
nice guy for a dentist that is
told me teeth are well taken care of
cleaned well
the colour is from caffeine and nicotine
and then we stepped out on the balcony
to smoke and have coffee. nice guy!
but he told me my last wisdom tooth started trying to find a place
wonder why a dummy like me needs a wisdom tooth
had three extracted years ago
and now the slow sucker
in a mouth that has no spare room
jerk jerk jerk
anyway the nice very big dentist
said the bloody tooth may keep bothering me
and if it is every few months antibiotics may be enough
if it gets weekly
will need surgery
to dig it out of the bone
ichs
so was good in one thing
and have had 2 more driving lessons
but was a true bitch at home
where hubby keeps whining
a cold is not nice but not really lethal
but one day he sat sneezing and complaining
annoying the hell out of me
so bitch that I am went to bed.
and then he sneezed
and the chair he sat on broke
he fell on the floor and could not get up
I did bring him a pillow and blanket
tried to get him to at least calm down
then we decided to phone an ambulance
not to take him away
but to pick him up
3 medics managed to get the jerk to sit on a chair
i was terribly embarrassed
the dog and cats were upset
and then I went to bed with all the pets
we had had enough whining and complaining
maybe tomorrow we will go shopping
for a chair that can hold an elephant
nasty nasty michi!
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Quite the cute piece to read, probably some truth to all that.
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thats truly wonderful and innovative..liked the usage of everything.....
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Nice piece!
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Funny and Entertaining.... in a primitive and weird way... I loved how you have described life. Also I liked the images you portrayed and the twisted humour ... and the effortless feel that the poem has... it feels so natural!!
This is good... Well written!
Thank you for sharing this...
Congratulations on the feature
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Wildly entertaining is a good description! Great imagery in a fun and funny poem! Congrats on being featured! All the best!
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You Are Featured!
Hello & Good Morning from Today's Poem!
I found this wildly entertaining! The dark humor throughout is simply wonderful and I enjoyed this greatly!
Congrats, this is our Featured Poem!
~ Tim
November 20, 2009
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I gagged when you brought him a pillow and blankey...
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hahahaha you live a life mich..i had all 4 wisdom teeth out years ago,thats why i am so dumb...and chairs dont break cause im skinny,,they last hundreds of years,,hug
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Strong work Michi! I love your writing.
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