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~*Birthday Blues*~

Today I turn a year older
My eggs getting moldier
Longing to have a child
Depression, not so mild

Every year that passes
Last year I got glasses
What's it going to be for this one?
Maybe vials full of insulin?

Every year it just gets harder
And every year my thighs get larger
My ass expands at least an ounce
My step has lost its youthful bounce

Just another day I'd like to forget
Another year passing with regret
I guess I have a rocket strapped to my ass
The years just fly by oh so fast

Soon it will be tax time yet again
I swear Birthday's are not my friend
So i guess its time to wipe up my tears
And spend them again next year...

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>.< Happy Freakn' Birthday to me... BLAH!

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  • Topnotchsy
    November 9

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    Happy birthday (belated now.) I do hope the coming year brings you everything you have wished for including the child you hope for!!


  • Andi. gold member
    October 1

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    Happy Chappy Belated Birthday Lissa!
    I hope they get easier, and more fun or.. less stressful.. or something
    ♥ Andi.


  • Poetic-Theorem silver member
    October 1

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE
    Yeppers, I feel the same way as you do when Birthdays come around
    I thought you were writing this about me
    My Birthday was on September 20...
    I'm glad it past without any addtional problems
    Seems like such a stressful day to me go away

    Yet, It's still your special day my friend so
    P A R T Y




    Much love my friend*love

    David


    • JustSimplyLissa gold member
      October 1
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      Awe your such a sweetie! ty my friend. Yea every year for the last 4 has upset me as I'd wanted to have kids before I turned 30 but the universe was against me.. Didn't find my true love till I was 29 going on 30. Got married at 31 go figure right? anyhow.. Thank you for your wishes my friend


      • Poetic-Theorem silver member
        October 1
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        This year both my Daughter and my family forgot my Birthday
        Not a big shock however, kinda use to the family thingy
        My Daughter did call about a week later to wish me Happy Bithday
        Ohhhhhhh welllll...I take what I get I guess
        You have a wonderful day sweetie


        • JustSimplyLissa gold member
          October 1
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          Awe! I'm so sorry to hear that! ! Happy belated birthday to you too my dear friend! ironically.. My own mother forgot my 16th lol So much for Sweet 16 birthday parties eh? LOL

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