Maybe

Maybe it’d work if I was pretty
I’d starve for days
To make my waistline itty bitty

Maybe if I fixed my split ends
I’d be worth something
And we could be more than friends

Maybe if I didn’t eat like a pig
He’d see something in me
If my ass and thighs weren’t so big

Maybe if my teeth weren’t so yellow
I’d stand out as something special
He’d never tell me no

Maybe if my nails didn’t look like shit
He’d think of me more often
Cause I don’t believe he ever thinks of it

Maybe if I calmed down some
Wasn’t so annoying and obnoxious
And acted way less dumb

Maybe if I only listen to rock
We’ll have more in common
And we can have that talk

Maybe if I was a bitch less
He’d look at me a different way
And even be impressed

Maybe if I just let go
And just accept the fact
That I’ll never know

Maybe if I stop hoping for love
And deal with only sex
I’ll know what he’s thinking of

Maybe if I get the courage to ask how he feels
He’ll say he loves me too
And I’ll do fucking cart wheels

Maybe I’ll just ignore my wish
So I don’t lose him as a friend
And I’ll spend my time in anguish

It’s smartest to just cry alone
Shove the pain away
And get completely stoned

I’ll just sit on the friend side
Watch him find another girl
And never tell him that I lied
I’m a coward, I can’t even say I tried...

Sept. 16, 2009