this morning..... 10+++++
2.Whats your bra size/cucumber size?
38B
3.Where do you pick your nose?
depends on how bad its bothering me
4. Do you pee in the shower?
depends on if the person i'm showering with wants me to
5. Have you ever farted and blamed it on someone else?
yea, poor mikey

6.How old were you when you purposely watched porn?
27
7. Where is the naughtiest place you have ever had sex?
changing room at penny's
8.Whats your fetish?
women or men? women its feet, men its facial hair
9.Have you ever faked a sickness or diet just to avoid eating a food/drink offered by another person because you know they are terrible cooks?
nope.
10. If you were caught having sex, who would be the person you would consider to on having sex, despite them being there?
i don't care who catches me, i'm finishing.
11. When people ask, Do you lie about how often you have sex?
nah. i'm 22 years younger than my hubby and he keeps up......
12. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
i'm a folder
13.What is the grottiest thing you have ever done?
ugh. had to ask that didn't you? cleaned up a drunks piss in the middle of my store.
14. Have you ever laughed so hard; you felt a liquid discharge from your body?
yup. on a regular basis.

15. Would you lick another person's ass for $3000 (literally)?
depends, have they showered?
16. Have you ever left a dinner table to masterbate in a bathroom?
yes. at a four star resturant, my date had me soooooo hot
17. If your brother/sister wern't your sibling, Do you think you would find them sexsually appealing?
hell no! they're all crack heads
18. Whats the strangest thing you have poked?
a slug covered in salt
19. Give me a reason other then the scientific one why a river flows.
it's gotta do something other than just sit there
20. Why are you filling out this survey?
i'm at work and bored off my ass. besides, it sounded fun..




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