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Alas Too Much Gas

Ate three cans of baked beans
Made loud noises in my jeans
You could say that my flatulence
Was not mild but quite intense
In fact all my friends did shrink
Whenever they approached my stink
Additionly I smoked no cigarette
For fear an explosion I might beget
At days end I  was chagrined and blue
Stewing by myself in my owm phew.

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  • misticmoonlite gold member
    October 5

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    lol

    3 cans? omg that would blow ya away lol, or maybe the gas got the good flow of air huh...lmao
    nice entry too, thank you for joining in good luck
    Linda