Dam, it's hot in here
Or could it just be me?
My ice cream is melting
Faster, than it should be
I know it's hot outside
But inside there's a/c
I swear it must be broken
For I'm sweating you can see
Ask the girl at the counter
It's warm in here, Agreed?
She knowingly does tell me
That's not the problem guaranteed
Stopping to think about it
Gazing round most stupidly
I suddenly look downward
Realizing happily
What was the real problem
At last I'd found the key
A smorgasbord of nipples
Fill the room and me with glee
A contest entry
- BluesMans Adult Humor Contest # 10 by BluesMan.
700 points, ended October 27, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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And when she said "How would you like your change?"
You must have replied... "In nipples and dimes!" heheheheh LMAO
A very funny take on the prompt.
Thank you for entering my contest.
Bill
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That I will have to remember!
nipples and dimes. With my luck she would probably just slap me. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it as I had fun writing it.
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two scoops is good...
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Thanks for the visit and read. Hope you enjoyed it.
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So Cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was an ice cream delight to read. Love your sense of humor. Nice rhyme and flow to. You take care.
Hugs and Smiles, Sandy
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Thanks sandy.
Just a little naughty fun with such a cool contest!
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Grins and Giggles
Thank you for sharing... lol I needed that...lol
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Hey its great to hear form you! I hope all is wel. If it made you laugh thats all the thanks I need!
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hahahahahahahahahahaha well well welll
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What can I say!
Glad it made you laugh.
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Hehe.. well know wonder the heat got rising!!
Cute!!
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What can I say but two scoops! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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