in complete and utter silence
a fart squeaks out
people rejoicing and smelling your scent
they bow down
rolling over and out
jogging into a glass window
blinded by your scent
a fart squeaks out
between two tight butt cheeks
that one was deadly
he must of had the carne asada
people holding their breath
trying not to take it in
they all fall down
a fart squeaks out
that was a loud one
no smell
people looking and staring
pointing
was it you
that busted ass
a fart squeaks out
this time it sounded wet
dam he must of shit his pants
with a fart like that
I am sure no gal will want to lick that tush
Author notes
Written April 7th, 2004
A contest entry
- Funny funny funny by Angelicwhisper.
300 points, ended March 3, 2005, 10 entries
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wow, that was some poem. It was kind of disgusting. Especially the last line. But thank you for the funny poem. I need it nowadays. Good luck in my contest.
Your Judge
kaycee
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i think this poem is repulsive
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thank you
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thank you, thank you very much!
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LOL riiiiight. heheh great job
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oi vey. gal? hehehe.
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LOL EWWWWWW
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hehehe i love toilet humour, it is sooooooooooo funny
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pretty funny
This is too cute and funny to boot. I think I read somewhere that we fart 13 times a day on any given day. I think they lied. They should have read this instead and passed it around. Keep up the writes Girl. -
I can't belive you friggin' wrote that. Hahahaha!!! That's great.
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Lol. That is terminally amusing. Bodily functions are the greatest of things. They really are. And i love your descriptions. Beans beans the musical fruit.
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OMG~~~~~~~~~~~~
YOU just did not say that out loud just now
YOU are to funny~
And I thought I was the only one who spoke of flatulence...aka FART
Awesome write
More please~
~ahum..more writes ...not farts~LOL
Big hugs
and much love~Desire
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