I love his crazy
free style haikus,
something he picked up
at the Seminary
back in the late 90's.
And I remember Ma,
she said to me,
she said,
"What you want wit him, Des?"
(He once aspired to be a man of the cloth ya know)
Course I know that.
But I've always had a thing for holy men.
Anyway, he treats me like a queen,
loves serving me breakfast in his little bicycle shorts,
the ones with the St Mary's cross on the left cheek.
And with Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears
playing in the background
he banged me off the walls
and did this swirly thing with his thumb.
"You pick that up at the seminary?" I asked.
He just rolled his eyes
and blessed me
with a golden shower.
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This was to funny. I did not see that at all. I have not been by here in some time thought I would drop in and see your work. The way you set this up to the end was great had no idea you liked it that way hahahahaha hope all is well SH
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Hey you! Haven't heard from you in ages. You been by to see UB? I'm not around that much myself anymore. Sort of not writing that much anymore. It happens i guess. Good to see you though.
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Golly gee. And most things are in the key of g. Which is a holy line of thought prayerful and all. If one was to be holier than thou but then of course one could just walk around in a long t shirt but trust me not in the seminary. Though sermons can work the tongue to exhaustion one in the course of human events finds more enlightenment in the twist and turns of wordless exploration which I've been told can lead to spiritual epiphanies. The antithesis of this would be much the same as I'm sure you would agree.
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Huh?
Hehehe.
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well....i heard of progressive seminary schools...
and according to your notes...
he aced them all!
not a big fan of golden showers
but hey-to each their own-
it does prove a point
it's what's under the cloth
that truly makes a man?
ears/seattle
bold and honest of you to write.
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HAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT was funny...even though i knew it was coming...i still almost didn't see it coming...(so to speak!
hahaha. Okay, still laughing over here...
I personally love it when they do that "swirly thing" lol...
Great laughs, as always, Des!
UB
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can I just respond by saying this prompted a wry smile from me?
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Steinbeck in Grapes of Wrath points out that preaching is a stressful business and fills you with the spirit. You become entangled in the glory and find yourself bringing richness and wonder to some fine member of your flock. Or some such thing,but getting laid always manages to bring the man back to who he is. You finding yourself dancing with the delights of his oratory only add to the sublime wonder of his lessons at the Seminary. Delightful. You might want to look at what the gays call the golden shower hour.
Peace,
Tom B.
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"and blessed me
with a golden shower."
How powerful! This is great work here, I really enjoyed reading this!
keep writing!
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Well, those Seminary Men are awfully Holy ain't they? I happen to know one personally. Though he is not a golden shower type.
LOL Crazy free style haikus. I love it.
This is just what I needed this morning. A good Old Fashioned Dose of Desi.
Indeed, "the swirly thing with his thumb".
Hehe.
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well that's a few hail mary's for you my dear girl.. lolololol
so good to see some desi words here again, so very good, you've been missed luv
nice to see this, it made me smile alot
Gill.x
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