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The Cosmic Monkey God

The christian religion says that God created man in his own image,
it has been taught to us for two centuries.

Scientists tell us that we are descended from small ape like creatures some 400 million years old or more in our past. Recently scientists found a small creature they named lucy,
a fossill aproximately 3ft tall, covered in hair and having a tail.
This they believe is one of the examples of our early ancestors.

If Religion is correct and we are made in GODS image,
and science is correct and we are descended from small monkey like creatures,
Then it stands to reason that GOD is a COSMIC MONKEY.

I believe in the cosmic monkey god.

Please tell me what you think

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  • scarrednbroken
    September 30

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    Actually it might stand to reason god WAS a smal monkey like being and evolved which stands to reason WE might evolve...kinda a scary thought a bunch of gods creating their own little versions of the universe...then again I guess if we all would have god power then it wouldnt matter we'd all be equal... id applaud you but I got none left LOL...ohw ait NM 3 CHEERS!!!


  • SorrowsSlave
    September 27
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    Amen to that my friend!