Technically yes.
2.What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Try to make the endangered animal leave the endangered plant alone, if that doesn't work than I hope the endangered plant will recover somehow.
3.If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Because we never do what our parents tell us.
4.Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
Because everything related to football is manly and cool.
5.Can you cry under water?
No, but you can pee.
6.In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Right next to Harry Potter
7.Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
I don't understand that expression... I'm not dumb, just not american
8.If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
Do you have your height and weight on your driver's licence?! I don't want my weight on public display.
Well I guess you have to.
9.Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
Because Micky mouse wears leggings. Nobody is scared about some creature wearing leggings.
10.Is it possible to be allergic to water? If so then how the heck do you shower?
I've never heard of that, but if it would be so you could always just rub alcohol on you to disinfect yourself. Louis the XIV did that, he used brandy.
11.Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
they couldn't come to an agreement.12.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Test dogs.
13.Why ARE Trix only for kids?
What is Trix?
14.If a turtle is born without a shell is he naked or homeless?
He's dead.
15.If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn?
You can't swallow a rainbow. No light, no rainbow and you don't have light in your stomach.
16.Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?
I don't think it would fit... besides it would be very uncomfortable... driving with something up my ass.
17. If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
You would be held for contempt.
18. If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
No, if you haven't committed any crime.
19.If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Because they float above it.
20.Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Book publisher are smarter and don't believe in superstitions.
21.Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
Because the bees are there to provide for him.
22. Have you ever dug a hole to see if you could actually get to China?
No because I would have gotten into the pacific ocean and drowned.
23.When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
They told me "Chin up, keep your head straight"
I would so like to give a nice big grin every time I was asked to show my licence.24. If Harry Potter was gay would those who love him so much read the book?
If Harry Potter was gay most parent wouldn't buy the book.
25. If your opinionated does that mean your a bitch?
No! It just meant you think a lot and like to speak your mind.
26. If you drop a feather off the empire state building would it do the same damage if you were to drop a penny?
No. The feather would just float until it gets down.
27. If lightning is attracted to metal then what the hell is with umbrellas? Isn't that metal?
Umbrellas have a wooden or plastic handle so even if the umbrella was struck by a lightning you would be fine.
28. Why do we saving that life is hell? When we don't even know what hell is like?
We assume hell is the worst place ever.
29. If it only takes one match to start a forest fire, why on earth does it take me a whole box of matches and a can of lighter fluid to light my grill?
Because you are really bad at starting fire.
30.When butterflies get upset or nervous, what do they get in their stomachs?
Food.
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