Here I sit, heavy-hearted
Ending the poem I started
To my great chagrin
Could not hold it in
'Stead of squeaking I sharted.
Author notes
Did you ever wonder what driviers thought about while driving down the road? This is what I thought about. For the unitiated sharted is a slang term for a fart that you need to wipe off after.
To the judge: I chose a limerick for humor.
In a list
A contest entry
- Hit me with your best shot! by MotherMachineGunn.
500 points, ended October 14, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Lol ! never heard of shart but I'm sure its in Viz! funny I love limericks !
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Shart is apparently a fairly new addition to American slang. It is not one that someone normally uses in polite company. I am glad you enjoyed this.
Mike
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that is a dirty limerick it even made me dirty thinking about i hate it when i shart exspcially while driving good luck in the contest and keep up the writing, ~Amy
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Haha. I never expected such an open and honest and relateable comment. Thank you very much for reading my work.
Mike
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Excellent
Another fine, humorous write, indeed. You always express your thoughts quite well. You imagery, well, what can I say! (lol) Thanks for sharing. -
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I have to do this sort of thing. You write the intelligent stuff. I go for the low brow stuff.
Thank you very much for reading and commenting.
Mike
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haha very good. I like limericks.
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Thank you very much. Before coming to AP, bad limericks were all I did.
Mike
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lol great limerick! I really enjoy reading your funny poems Best of luck in the contest
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Thank you very much. I am glad you enjoyed this. I am going to try to write more when work settles down. Being self-employed, I can assure you it is my boss' fault. The guy never lets up!!
Mike
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And what a lovely little limerick this is...one that everyone can identify with! Oops! did I say that aloud? Anyway, yes...wonderful addition to this contest. Best of luck and thanks for the laugh!
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I am glad you liked this. I kinda had fun writing it.
Mike
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Hahaha, this is complete win. I love that picture too. I don't rememeber the first time I heard the term but it was a long time ago. Figures, I really don't have any gal pals so I talk and joke like a boy.
Síochán leat
~Mairéad~
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Thank you very much for reading and commenting on my work. I am glad you liked the poem. I was in a good mood when I was driving that day and felt kind of a smart ass.
Mike
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That you needed to ....... well good grief charlie Brown!!!! this is just a little too much boy stuff.
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Yeah, this is me being bad. You never know what is going to happen when you click on one of my poems. Thanks for reading and commenting.
Mike
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lmfao Now THAT limerick is the shit!!
Leave it to you to make me spit my coffee out while reading you LOL I've learned a new word as well hehe Good luck with the contest and good luck with those dreaded sharts too Lmao
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I am glad you liked it. But, spitting coffee is a waste. i hope you licked it all up. I almost didnt put the definition of the word in. I thought everyone knew it. Kiwi didnt when I read it to her, so I put it in. I guess I am glad that I did.
Mike
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Wow. I have never heard that word before. A limerick in the tradition of limericks. This made me laugh out loud. Good luck int he contest.
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Thank you very much for reading and commenting. I am glad you enjoyed the poem. I guess I was in a silly frame of mind when I was driving yesterday. I wrote the notes on the back on an envelope when I was on the interstate. I was not looking at the paper, so I could barely read it when i got back.
Mike
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