after several pints of stella........
the sign above the ladies loo says:
don't eat the peanuts if you pissed on your hands
therefore the cookery lesson endeth!
eat my shorts
far more healthier
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A contest entry
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The cook has a " Simpsonesque" influenced innuendoh, doh!
after several pints of stellar
the guy dining seemed like a swell feller
til he said hands off my nuts
no if's or but's
i'm trying to play paul weller!
Congrats on the bronzey
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bet u ave a kebab every fookin friday night as well
i know i do...
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As below, I agree, humorous.Definitely gave me my much needed smile today.
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aha! 
C
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lol..omg!!! good one..
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LOL...
al
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too funny Gilly. lol. No shite.
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a good piece of poetry penned, ah i was just mentioning peanuts to someone not fifteen minutes ago saying where there is an empty bottle there are nearly always peanuts too. there is a way round this when drunk. eat all the peanuts before the drink!
the 
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lolol - this is SO good, gilly and on this grey, rainy sunday morning you brought sunshine, girl.
~ Nicolette
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phuuuuny
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you are so clever. this is a gem.
michael
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shorts and sweets
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i am a lazy cow and couldn't be bothered cooking, plus you've eaten my chili
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