I Swallowed My Pride (Follow on from 31p Pride) - Mental Math and Check Out

I SWALLOWED IT. I killed my throat in coinage:
could of been physically observatory felt and cashed as
20p + 10p + 1p
or
2x 20p, - 10p  + 1p
or
(2x5p) + 20p + 1p
or
(15x2p) + 1p
or
(10x2p) + 5p + 1p
or is that only annoying to say I could of just took in 40p, and asked them to dish the 'shat-istics' out totalling 9p, and that could of came out as

9 x 1p
4 x 2p, + 1p
1 x 5p, 2 x 2p
or
1 x 5p, + 2p, + 2 x 1p
or 1 x 5p  +  4 x 1p
or I could of just told them to get it over and done with
and chuck out a big silver 10p,
but then I'd of lost 1p,
bank-rupper-rupies, expences of swallowing and then claiming is 1p, so that's 0.31 of 31p,
1 pissing per, cent,

excuse my dialect, but I'd rather cough up the penny than wait for coins from 3 or even upto 9 take a travel out of my body

I mean, that's where they're coming from, or, shalt I saying, coming out from, if you get where I'm coming from...

Remember, everything that enters you when you swallow will surely like to one day leave...
that 31p could be perhaps visiting family, doing business or taking holiday, but it wern't taking me for a ride, I took it for a ride inside me, so
I had one over on my pride

The pride definition cannot control me... Pride or No Pride, I took my booty back to that hair dye shop and boughts an 'Emerald Green' dye for £2.49... I paid the bitch of a statue £3.00, and she gave me a queens nose and a one penny 'goodluck' and I waved her a goodbye