*~ Project Poetic-Theorem ~*

In the bottomless pit known as: Bowel Central.
Screams of pleasure erupted within AllPoetry
walls that reverberated through every wing of
the Sanitarium, a celebration date was set.

A few lucky Lunatics were awarded an outing
for good BM behavior because they refrained
from eating, throwing, finger painting
crude gestures of stick people mating.

Unfortunately, Nivek- a Man known in the AP
Underworld used to call the shots however he
divulged a little too much and made enemies
especially with the short tempered Writer's

from the Mid-West Wing Midget population
when he did a number two to their number one.

Later was shot in the eye by friendly fire during
BINGO night and the nurse reported him MIA
somewhere near the yellow brick road.
It was said, he will never be found like the late
Jimmy Hoffa.

But the buzz was about The Big Top excursion.
A field trip to blend in with Mainstream America
all under one fluffy tent without telling anybody
they are Poetically Insane.

The experiment was named:

                     Project Poetic-Theorem


The Warden forgot to mention his security group
known as 'Mystified Orderly of Dim-witted Servants'
mysteriously defied gravity and didn't show up for
their Mod training.

One of the giddy Patients found a middle finger
possibly belonging to one of the Mods protruding
from the soil, sadly this patient was put in isolation,
given Helium Therapy with the room key flushed.


There were Seven Lucky Subjects with a Golden
Ticket to Barf Em and Barium Circus~

Seven Subjects with Seven Porn Stars hired to help
because there was nobody available at the last minute
and the Adult actors wanted to win an award in Vegas.

Each patient picked from 7 Genres, all of them lethal
with a quill and quick to spill ink when the need calls.

Patient 1: Pee Wee Wannabe
Pens Humor and obsessed about spanking monkeys.
Has an insatiable appetite to giggle.

Patient 2: Ron Jeremy Jive Talker
Pens Adult and Erotica with his own ink, he can provide
samples if needed, always looking for a collab partner.

Patient 3: Origami Outsider
Pens in Form and can't seem to stop flashing finger signs.

Patient 4: The Love Doctor
Pens cheesy Romance writes that churns the stomach
to the point of having it pumped.

Patient 5: The Player Hater
Pens Angst, resorts to watching Fox News to get really
pissed off for Inspiration.

Patient 6: The Dalai Lama Mama
Pens Spiritual ambiance while surrounding self in candles
she made from toilet paper rolls.

Patient 7: Dickhead
Pens Horror and huge fan of former VP Dick Cheney.
Compulsively waterboards his headless GI Joe doll.


All went well until one of the Patients farted and pointed
at the monkey behind the cage.
Pee Wee Wannabe took offense, started swinging like a
little school girl while chasing the fowl stench emanating
from behind The Player Hater.


Hell hath no fury like a flaming fart ball-

The Circus tent deflated atop the audience while the show
was about to begin.

Day warped into Night so fast due to the chaos that ensued.
Animals were released from cages, Clowns stuffed balloon
animals in their pants and wanted to take over the world.
Monstrosities mauled anybody that didn't have a glazed
donut look or laughed like a hyena from Lion King.

Police were summoned from all districts to arrest, detain
the culprits also ascertain who started this crazy raucous.

For some reason, the Porn Stars were in compromising
positions when taken in for questioning but provided clues
as to what happened, a trail of clothes were left behind.

Seven Patients are still at large- along with one monkey

news stations blared on the television sets and radios.

Considered armed-dangerous also Poetically Insane,
please do not apprehend these individuals especially
the one with the red butted anthropoid.


Across town, crime jumped rope along with several
Starbucks ransacked with their employees hog tied
in the back, each spanked unconscious
while several emptied latte cups found
littered with Poetic graffiti.


                           To Be Continued...