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Cool as my Bike

I want my x with chocolate sauce
for hot wet sex on beds of moss
this is no place for underwear
I kiss her face and pull her hair
she speaks to me in words that rhyme
I hump with glee in double time
before we beat feet down the road
I want her sweet meat ala mode
she loves to show me ecstasy
and wants to blow me constantly
each time she calls she wants my ass
until my balls are out of gas
she makes me drool we think alike
she's almost as cool as my bike





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A love poem for my girl.
I hope it doesn't make you hurl.

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  • rollingzen
    September 24
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    funny!


  • TrixieOne
    September 24

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    Interesting...I threw up a little in my mouth, but for the most part I was cracking up. Very funny. Thanks for sharing your twisted humor


  • Amera gold member
    September 24
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    Forgot these


  • Amera gold member
    September 24

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    It makes me hurt.
    You write just like another AP poet here. The one with an avatar like a cube.

    Love,
    Amera

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