She was driving her new Maserati
with the top down, she felt like a "Hottie"!
She couldn't wait
to meet her 'Hot Date"
'til she encountered the full "Porta-Potty"!
The truck ahead was going too fast
to stop at the low overpass.
It was then, she discovered
she was totally covered
with the contents that come from an ass!
Her blond hair was instantly brown!
She was lucky that she didn't drown!
Her face, lacerated
by parts constipated
and the odor reeked all over town!
The scene could be considered absurd--
She tried to speak, but her speech was too slurred!
But, she let out a scream,
Loud and extreme--
'cause her cleavage supported a "Turd"!
The truck driver, just kept going
without a bit of remorse for the showing
and as she drove the road
with her additional load,
there were many car horns that were blowing!
At the restaurant, her "Hot Date" was waiting--
She walked in and it was degrading!
Her date ran out the door
with this oath that he swore---
"From Now On, I'll Be Just Masturbating!"
Author notes
Prompt: "Shit Happens!" & the above picture!
In a list
A contest entry
- BluesMans Funny PIC Contest # 6 by BluesMan.
700 points, ended October 14, 13 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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LMAO! This was pretty good and very funny! I enjoyed reading this. Thank you so much for entering and best of luck too you in the contest! Keep up the good work.
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LOL Al!! I'm delighted to see you won the golden cup with this! You never fail to make me laugh. I just love logging on and finding an early morning laugh from you. Thanks so much for sharing.
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This is freaking excelent. Had me laughing out loud. Great story with some good rhyme.
Thank you so much for entering my contest.
Bill
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Once again, you have nailed it. This is simply brilliant. Nothing more need to be said.
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