Was there such a time,
When we were not in recession?
A time when every dime,
Were wont to be consumption.
Before all this stupidity,
Of cash handouts and payments,
Things of an ineffective strategy,
Whose failure is omniscient.
A time before apologies,
For things we haven’t done,
And doling out the moneys,
To every schlemiel under the sun.
And what of all the gloom and doom,
From whence did it manifest?
Talk of bust and not of boom,
Leaving the economy in a mess.
How did we not realise,
The cause was simply a dud,
An idiot full of the grandest lies,
That useless moron Kevin Rudd!
