Cotton candy comes in handy,
when you sleep with doodle dandy.
His noodle is small
and looks like a doll.
But other than that he is quite manly.
You need cotton candy to melt in his crack.
So that he doesn't talk back.
He resembles a spider monkey now.
Rotten crunchy crust in the corner of his eye
makes you want to puke and die.
But you tell him a lie that he is handy!
Doodle dandy is a slut
with cotton candy in his butt.
And lives with his monkey in a hutt.
Like this was a book report or something come on people....
losers
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Losers
Written April 3rd, 2002
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this is quite interesting... and scary... tee hee -
Very Cute!!!
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My God, cotton candy in his butt crack. Gee, maybe that's what I needed for my blow up doll to keep her from blowing up.LOL Cute, but yet, very silly indeed.
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I have to give this five stars for the halarity of it! LMFAO
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LOL rhymes...I Like that a lot. that is freakin funny. I wonder the story behind the mind you call yours ? Excellent write.. I enjoyed 105%
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LOL!!!!
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Nam
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