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Yo He Ho! Tis a Pirate That I be!

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Yo He Ho! Tis a Pirate That I be!
Yo He Ho! Makes me livin' off the sea!
Yo He Ho! Tis a Pirate That I be!
Yo He Ho! I'll cut ye throat for free!

Arrrrrrggggh!  Me mother was a banshee
Everyone said with it, she was VERY free!
Yo He Ho! Tis a Pirate I'll ever be!
Arrrrgggggh! I be a bastard on the sea

Yo He Ho! Tis a Pirate That I be!
Yo He Ho! Me toes r always dirty!
Yo He Ho! Tis a Pirate That I be!
Yo He Ho! I'll cut ye throat for free!

Ahoy! Come with me Mat'ie!
N' we'll plunder ships at sea!
Yo He Ho! Tis a Pirate We'll ever be!
Ahoy! Walkin' the plank, can be fun to see

Yo He Ho! Tis a Pirate That I be!
Yo He Ho! I gots me some scurvy!
Yo He Ho! Tis a Pirate That I be!
Yo He Ho! I'll cut ye throat for free!

I kilt me sister when I was but three
N' me mother never cried so's ye could see
Yo He Ho! Tis a Pirate That I be!
Aye! Killin's fun I decree!

Yo He Ho! Tis a Pirate That I be!
Yo He Ho! Makes me livin' off the sea!
Yo He Ho! Tis a Pirate That I be!
Yo He Ho! I'll cut ye throat for free!

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  • miamigirlno1 gold member
    September 19

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    AWESOME

    Never read a poem about a pirate before. This was a fun read though a bit violent;but after all you are a PIRATE and morbid ye be.


  • Rheea gold member
    September 19

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    Here's  orange juice you wicked pirate, your sister you say and you were but three? well shiver me all over. I do not want to meet your mother!!

  • bobb fett
    September 19

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    stunning

    even in my feeble 93 year old body do i feel joyed by reading your poem. when sang to the tune of "i'm blue" by eiffel 65, this poem is made even more extraordinary.


  • Mark Rickerby gold member
    September 19

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    I see yer gettin' yarself in the spirit fer Pirate's Day, matie! Arrr, that's what I be doin', too. Lookin' forward ta a lot o' pillagin' tomorrow! See ya then, ya scurvy dog! Thanks fer the larfs with this brilly poem. It's bright as paint, laddy!


  • Emile
    September 19

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    Good fun piece.

    This is so cool and sounds good too. This poem is light and refreshing, leaving the reader mildly entertained and wearing a smile. Your emotions and wit wrap themselves around your words and the effect is magic to the reader as we join you in your fantasy story of pirates upon the sea...


  • InvisibleMan silver member
    September 19
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    on the money

    Jeez,Chuck. Did you go watch all the Pirates of the Caribbean movies at once or what? :-) Fun piece......thanks for the smile!

  • darkpixy
    September 19

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    This poem put a wicked grin on my face. As a lover of pirates, I could picture a jaunty, rugged pirate singing this poem as he searches for his next merchent ship to prey on! I like how you put emphasis on certian lines and phrases by putting the words in bold. Well written!


  • Uniquely-Scarred
    September 19
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    this was fun, i enjoyed the read lol

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