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My Old Man

Creaks and groans
To match the spring of our mattress
Emit from his joints
In our sporadic attempts at loving
At everything else he excels
My house squeaky clean
My car always on the road
My heart full of love
But at night I climb on top
And he says "Oh crap, did you hear my knee pop!"
Hor romantic is that?

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