Fuck plastic surgery
money better spent on kicking kicks
this is skin robbery
scalpel jockey with the fewest of nicks
Don't let those thighs
go to waste
with such killer curves
that'll totally get the guys
such good tastes
with a quick slice of the nerves
Body bag corset
with a matching double D pair
and an ass so fabulous
I am totally the sex
everybody to stop and stare
at a body so gore•geous
Got a face prettier than mine?
we'll fix that
I'll peel that look from the rind
fasten it tight with tacks
Think your muff is tighter?
not for long
you'll be a few pounds lighter
and I'll need a new thong
I'll take those killer abs
with just one jab
beautiful golden locks?
mine with a sickly pop
anything else to grab?
a quick slash and stab
for a body that totally rocks
you have to work around the clock
With needle and thread
I'm the hottest thing undead
Little Sally might want to leave
before she gets all jealous
and falls apart at the seams
Jack Skellington's got a new squeeze
I'm the new horror beauty queen
and I'm just so damn gore•geous
Author notes
in today's materalistic world, how far will people go to be the most popular?
Comments
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Isn't it sick how this actually relates to what society is now? I think you did a very nice job of portraying it, too. Love how you worked in Nightmare Before Christmas. I still like watching the shows on Discovery health channel about plastic surgery, though. Very nice write, keep up the great work!
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Absolutely amazing. And I, being a girl myself, know just how this is. But, I'm with ya. Fuck the plastic surgery. I'm good enough as I am. I don't need to have myself fixed, and if people can't accept me as I am, then screw them. I love this. It encourages us girls who don't want to become the little plastic barbies to keep on pushing. Nice. :]
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