She thinks my tractor's sexy!
But it's taken already!
It has a wife and kids!
The lawn mower was just starting kindergarten, too!
Then she snatched him away!
And the bulldozer got pissed as Hell,
And hunted that Porche down!
The end.
Author notes
I take no credit for the first line. It's from a country song by someone I forgot the name of. 8D But anyway, thanks to Megan and that artist for giving me the idea.
Comments
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xDDDDDDDD omfg!!! its she thinks my tractors sexy ;D.
i love it x3
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I know what the song is. xD Just dunno' who sings it.
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