Hillbilly Heaven
Old pa he sits a scratchin`
and ma she's fixin`grits
The younguns are a sucklin`
her big fat friggin tits
The eldest hick is Jethro Dirt
a graduate of grade two
He can cipher one from twenty
while pissing Mountain Dew
Next in line is Daisy Dirt
fully growed at ten
She can out eat any county hog
and wrestle twenty men
With seventeen other dirty Dirts
They are a close knit clan
In Butt Crack, West Virginie
the place it all began
Pa he loved his cousin so
and that's where ma came in
Only one dang kid got screwed up
...had an elbow for a chin
Chores to do and goats to hump
The Dirts get up at dawn
And pa he starts a whittlin`
a splinter-free tampon
So come on down to Butt Crack
they could use some distant blood
Who knows, in time you'll marry
and go from Dirt to Mud
Silver trophy winner
Adding your comment:
But a fab, great bit of humour. Luv it, luv, it luv it.
living in an area similar to their, but it's cute and hilarious, with a good and organized beat- alright job.
Thanks for commenting on my mission story..
maybe then you can go from dirt to mud to mush 
good write as is. Good luck in the contest
