RAJ:
I'm getting quite frustrated
Because it seems I'm fated
To being so awkward
But I'd woo all the ladies
And hit Oz-Vegas baby!
If I only had the nerve
Because of all my shyness
Some people call me 'lioness'
A name I don't deserve
I'd be smooth as a player
SHELDON:
I'd be cordial as a mayor
PENNY:
I'd be right as a square
ME:
If he'll care
For our prayers
To be heard
PENNY:
Then I'm sure to get a brain
SHELDON:
A heart!
ME:
Wha-
RAJ:
The nerve!
Author notes
Well, Obani followed a black rabbit into an open grave, and ended up in the Wonderland: OZ.
Raj from the Big Bang Theory was the Cowardly Lion. This may be a story someday. 
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