This is my birthday, so no cake please
Just give me a side salad, trying to lose weight
No alcohol tonight ok, just some milk for my cat
Tell the kids to be good, not too late ok stud
School in the morning, no candles on my cake
Bad memories of mum, burning my moustache off
No holidays to, I love my new house and hubby
One night of love, no birthday presents
Im getting to old for chocolates, just kisses for me
My butt is sagging, and the kids see that you no!
Kids at the school calling me the butt cracker
Need to cut down on birthday cake, love my kids
Husbands in work, telling friends there’s a party
Sorry lover no friends, just you me and the cat
So tell your mum, to have the kids tonight
I got you all to myself, so forget the holiday
The Bahamas is not for me, you know I like it cold
So keep the shandy flowing, and some milk for the cat
A contest entry
- Contest # 404 Picture Prompt by AliceinPoetryLand.
3500 points, ended September 17, 17 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Such a cute, fun poem on the picture
Thoroughly enjoyed the read. Thanks so much for your entry
Gaylene
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Fun write here and a fun take on the prompt. Best of luck in the contest with this piece, and remember to never say no to birthday cake.
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