Redwood

Red woood
Reedwood
At redwood
Rehedhedwood
Trixie the teacafe manager
Told her dear lover she had had an affair
With nigh on most of the men in the town
Well, he’d never known such a tart in his life
So he packed up his bags and went back to his wife
At Red woood
Reedwood
At Redwood
Rehedhedwood
Well, He’d left her waiting patient with tears in her eyes
Now he trudged back declaring he was a new man
He’d been travelling crosscountry nigh on seventeen weeks
And when he got there she sent him back again.
Back to Red woood
Reedwood
Good old Redwood
Rehedhedwood
All the boys, all the girls, all the boys
Playing together with their little toys
Tin soldiers, and and toy bows, and Winchesters
Fending off injuns and rogue niggers
All the girls, all the boys, all the girls
Are finished their housewife training and all their chores
They’re fishing, for tadpoles, with gelatine
Just like they’ll do later for plunder when they join the marines
Redwood
Prettiest town in Amarica
Redwood
Aint it kind of scary huh?
Redwood
Diamond in the rough of the USA
Redwood
Everything is A ok.
Old Suzie the baker has the best stuff to eat
The youngins come a cruising on in from the strret
To buy or steal the nice stuff to impress the honeys
Just don’t let old Suze see you sharing, she’s on the watch for stray commies.
Red woood, Reedwood
At redwood
Rehedhedwood
Oh, he’s a good shearer, they say of Jeffrey
And a good lovin dad, an not too shabs at footy
But when he wakes up on the first an the third of the week
He can get quite offended at the blood of the wife that he beat
She don’t mind, she knows that, it was her fault
An he’ll say he’s sorry, d‘ll be ok
‘nd she’s sure he’ll change someday
Someday In Red woood
Reedwood
At redwood
Rehedhedwood
In lovely Redwood
Prettiest town in the USA
In Redwood
Have a nice day
This scum, oh this swine, oh this timewaster
Has mickeyed his probiscus inside of her
And she hates it, she loathes him, she wants to go home
But she can’t ‘cause she knows then that she’d be alone.
Well old lucifer, he’s got his eyes on this town
Pernicious lesbites on the street, briefcase kikes, Jehovas get aroun’
So I grabbed up my bible an pitchfork, martyred the lemonade stand from my lawn
An set to pioneering from the ‘sion accomplished’ speech til’ dawn
So I hoist flag up on its new pole and let it fly there on its own
An if my pom or Sioux neighbours don’ like it, well they can go sod off back home.
Redwood
Everything’s bald eagle grey
Redwood
God is here and he’s here to stay.
Redwood
Prettiest town in America
Redwood, Rehehedwod
Aint it kind of scary huh?
Redwood
Diamond in the rough of the USA
Red wood, Rehehedwood
Everything is A Ok.