And then there were cops

While on our way home from Sullie's that night... We were rather disoriented and kind of impolite... We screamed and we hollered, and looked rather pale... Who would have thought, we had just downed a keg of ale... Me and Jordan, plastered to our seats... Singing a song, and making our own beats... When every thing started to look blue... Like a flash we knew what to do... Matt hooked his seatbelt, and I adjusted my hat... Adam took the fall and stepped up to bat... He told the officer “All I had was a sprite to drink...” The cop looked unsatisfied with the reply he was given, and began to think... “Step out of the car.” The cop demanded, as he prepared a test... But Adam passed it, he’s the best... So here I am back safe at my house... Typing this up, and moving my mouse... So don’t worry, were all alright... I just had one hell of a night...