Grapefruit Man

Grapefruit Man

Waking up one morning as he always does
Had a funny little feeling didn't know what it was
He grabs a bag and walks out the door
To the grapefruit tree so he can grab some more

Grapefruits! It's what he gives away
Grapefruits! Still fresh today
Grapefruits! There is no line
Grapefruits! Free anytime

Down the street he struts he's the grapefruit man
Carries bags of fruit in each and every hand
Oranges, lemons, limes, all the citrus fruit
Oh so tasty but they get the boot

Because the grapefruit is his favorite kind
And the only citrus fruit ever on his mind
The lady wants three but he'll decline
Then he turns around instead and gives her nine

'Cause he's the gra-pe fru-it man!
(Grapefruit! Grapefruit!)
Gra-pe fru-it man!
(Grapefruit! Grapefruit!)
Gra-pe fru-it man!
(Grapefruit! Grapefruit!)
Grape! ... Fruit! ... Ma-n!
He's the grapefruit man

Across the street is the chili dog man
Trying to take all the people from the grapefruit man
Now the chili dog man, his mortal enemy
Also gives his food away for free

Now the grapefruit man is just angry as hell
"What's he thinking?" No one can tell
Taking one from the bag - grapefruit in hand
He launches it - GO! At the chili dog man

Grapefruits! It's what he gives away
Grapefruits! Still fresh today
Grapefruits! There is no line
Grapefruits! Free anytime

With a busted lip and two angry eyes
The chili dog man began to realize
So he crossed the street with a pot in hand
And poured chili all over the grapefruit man

All over gra-pe fru-it man!
(Grapefruit! Grapefruit!)
Gra-pe fru-it man!
(Grapefruit! Grapefruit!)
Gra-pe fru-it man!
(Grapefruit! Grapefruit!)
Grape! ... Fruit! ... Ma-n!
He's the grapefruit man

Grapefruits. Chili dogs. Flying high
A food fight leaving none clean or dry
Crowds then gather as the fight grows
Who will triumph? Nobody knows

Intense and trying is the fight
Drifting forward into the night
Until he's fallen, the chili dog guy
By grapefruit juice to the eye

Grapefruits! It's what he gives away
Grapefruits! Still fresh today
Grapefruits! There is no line
Grapefruits! Free anytime

Gra-pe fru-it man!
(Grapefruit! Grapefruit!)
Gra-pe fru-it man!
(Grapefruit! Grapefruit!)
Gra-pe fru-it man!
(Grapefruit! Grapefruit!)
Grape! ... Fruit! ... Ma-n!
He's the grapefruit man

Yeah he's the grapefruit ma---n!
He's the grapefruit man.