There once was a gal from Polotsk
Whose husband was born in Irkutsk.
"Buy makeup," said he.
To which, she'd decree,
"A woman is more than her looksk."
Her chicken was blackened and torched.
Potatoes were scalded and scorched.
The last of her "treats"
Was without any beets
Which made for a terrible borscht.
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